Before I had children, I thought I had it all figured out. I would roll my eyes at mothers in the grocery store who couldn’t seem to keep their kids in the cart and out of aisles, or cringe when the host at a restaurant would seat a family with an unruly toddler near my table.
I mean, the audacity of some people to think that they have the right to bring their children into a public place, and let them act like….well, children. I remember thinking, “When I have kids, things will be different. They will sit quietly in the cart at the grocery store, and refrain from asking for things that are not on the shopping list. If I take my kids to restaurant, they will, once again, sit quietly, eat what they ordered; and NEVER spill their drinks.”